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And In A Cup Of Lonliness I Found Instant Relief

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nprbooks:

The excellent folks over at the Guardian have put together a handy guide for figuring out whether you’re reading a gothic novel: Scary eyed villain? Virginal, fainting heroine? Spooky castle? Ghost? YES PLEASE! Also, now I REALLY need to read The Mysteries of Udolpho.

— Petra

Image via Guardian Books

(via dismater)

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George Crabtree is talking about The Hollow Earth!  He is truly my spirit animal.

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rhyse:

SHE KNOWS
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rhyse:

SHE KNOWS

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http://thankyougladys.tumblr.com/post/75138980035/its-a-stereotype-he-hissed-its-a-damn

thankyougladys:

“It’s a stereotype,” he hissed. “It’s a damn stereotype and it’s harmful. If this catches on, we’ll have all sorts of sorcerers running around, waving wands and chanting spells. Do you know how ridiculous we’d look?”

Tanith shrugged. “I liked Harry Potter.”

“This ain’t about Harry Potter!”

“You liked Harry Potter as well.”

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Sanguine:Smooth.
Scapegrace:Shut up.
Sanguine:Are you ignorin' me now? Is that what you're doin'? Givin' me the silent treatment? Oh, no, the decapitated zombie isn't speakin' to me - whatever will I do? How will I cope? The shame, the shame, to be shunned by a head.
[Scapegrace murmured something.]
Sanguine:Sorry? What was that?
Scapegrace:I said at least I have eyes!
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replicaaa:

shout out to people who reblog my art

it’s like when you doodle something and your mom puts it up on the fridge except it’s the internet

(via that-loser-with-a-blog)

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bagmilk:

why do people say “yassssssssssssssssssss”

it’s fucking “yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssss” you’re not a fucking snake

But what if you are a snake?

(Source: heteroh, via chinafuckingsorrows)

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inertialicious:

lissymac37:

huffingtonpost:

People have offered many potential explanations for this discrepancy, but this ad highlights the importance of the social cues that push girls away from math and science in their earliest childhood years.

Watch the powerful Verizon advertisement to really understand what a little girl hears when you tell her she’s pretty.

This is so important. Girls pay attention. Boys, if you are a brother, father, cousin of a girl, pay attention.

This is CRITICAL

(Source: youtube.com, via chinafuckingsorrows)

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captainspensaurus:

immortal-lord-godsmoke:

answeringmysister:

blkmartian:

saintwerewolf:

bankuei:


losthopesandfadeddreams:

be-blackstar:

"their chicken is really spicy" "beware, the injera is spicy""the water is spicy" 

"the air was spicy"


"The staff was very rude"
"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"
"They gave me chopsticks"

"They asked me to wash my hands before I sat down to eat, something about traditions? I was humiliated"
"The staff didn’t speak English"

"The chair was spicy""The ice was spicy"

"Service was great. Food was great. Couldn’t find parking" - 1 star

'my napkins were only one ply. no free breadsticks”- 1/2 star

"the staff was spicy"
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captainspensaurus:

immortal-lord-godsmoke:

answeringmysister:

blkmartian:

saintwerewolf:

bankuei:

losthopesandfadeddreams:

be-blackstar:

"their chicken is really spicy" 
"beware, the injera is spicy"
"the water is spicy" 

"the air was spicy"

"The staff was very rude"

"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"

"They gave me chopsticks"

"They asked me to wash my hands before I sat down to eat, something about traditions? I was humiliated"

"The staff didn’t speak English"

"The chair was spicy"
"The ice was spicy"

"Service was great. Food was great. Couldn’t find parking" - 1 star

'my napkins were only one ply. no free breadsticks”- 1/2 star

"the staff was spicy"

(via chinafuckingsorrows)

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w-for-wumbo:

leftforbed:

emilie-xo:

party-balloons:

when u cum before u get to ur favorite part of the video

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Hahahahaha

when ur carrying 2 plastic bags and both of them break at the same time

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i’m not sure what just happened but it feels in balance….

(Source: mrcalifornia, via chinafuckingsorrows)

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In the spirit of Halloween, what type of monster could you see me as?

(Source: monacomonoikos, via ladybeek)

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28monthslater:

Happy Birthday Luke & Harry Treadaway (September 10th 1984)

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thethespacecoyote:

ineloquentformalities:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

WHOA

NIGHT VALE APPLES
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thethespacecoyote:

ineloquentformalities:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

WHOA

NIGHT VALE APPLES

(via wingsandcoffins)

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Reblog if one of your favorite characters has ever died.

trashclown420:

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Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.

(Source: bellamybake, via valkyrie-cain-is-insane)

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